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A farmer wanted to make a sandwich but ran out of protein so he went to where his animals are at and selected a pig, a cow and a chicken.

The farmer will let them decide who will be the lucky one to be the farmers lunch.

“ I’m too young I don’t have a lot of ham yet”the pig said.

“I already gave you milk for your breakfast so don’t count on me for this one”

The cow replied

“ how about you chicken?”

The farmer asked, hoping that the chicken will decide to be the brave one.

“But… I give you eggs and you sell them!”

The chicken screamed

“ well hurry up and decide which one will be the lucky one because I’m hungry”

The farmer said

*Animals are mumbling *

They have decided that the oldest one will be the one selected

“ well I think is me”

The cow said with a sad expression in her face

“ yaaaay”

The farmer said happily

When the farmer was about to make him self a delicious sandwich the doors opens

“ ohhh by the way I made you pancakes for breakfast honey, I put them in the oven to keep them warm”

The farmer’s wife said.

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